Funny 70th Birthday Card
A funny card for a whopping great 70th birthday! The small asterisked text reads 'said no one ever' followed by 'happy birthday you old coot'.
It's printed onto pearlescent card making the funny quote sparkle and is blank inside for you to write your own sarcastic message. Both card and envelope are presented in a protective bag and posted in a hardbacked mailer.
This card can be added to a multibuy offer. Add 5 or 10 qualifying greetings cards to your cart and the discount will automatically be applied at the checkout.
Exclusive to Wordplay Design.
Materials
Printed here in the UK on heavyweight (300gsm) ice white pearlescent card which is both biodegradable and recyclable. Supplied with a luxury pearlescent envelope with a gummed diamond flap.
Dimensions
10.5 x 14.8cm (A6)
For reference purposes, A6 is the size of a standard UK postcard.
FREE DELIVERY to all UK postcodes
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International delivery charges are calculated at checkout
DISPATCH TIMES
Greetings cards
Greetings cards (with the exception of Christmas cards) ordered before 3pm Monday to Friday are dispatched on the same working day with a choice of Royal Mail 1st Class, 2nd Class, Signed For or Guaranteed Next Day delivery. Please note that orders placed with the Guaranteed Next Day service are dispatched and delivered on working days (Monday to Friday) only.
Christmas cards
Christmas card orders are currently being dispatched within 1 working day.
Custom and personalised prints
Custom and personalised prints are normally dispatched within 1 to 2 weeks. Some personalised prints require approval of a proof before being printed. This may impact on the dispatch time, dependent on how quickly the proofing process takes place.
Non-personalised prints
Non-personalised prints are normally dispatched within 1 to 3 working days. However, some larger sized prints may not be dispatched for up to 2 weeks.
Special edition playing cards
Dispatched within 1-2 working days with a choice of Royal Mail 1st Class, 2nd Class, Signed For or Guaranteed Next Day delivery. Please note that orders placed with the Guaranteed Next Day service are dispatched and delivered on working days (Monday to Friday) only.
Personalised playing cards
Normally dispatched within 1 to 2 weeks. All personalised playing card orders require approval of proofs and therefore the dispatch schedule is dependent on how quickly proofs are approved. All personalised playing cards are dispatched by courier and must be signed for. Delivery is currently within the UK only.
Playing card and box lamination samples are dispatched on the same working day with a choice of Royal Mail 1st Class, 2nd Class, Signed For or Guaranteed Next Day delivery. Please note that orders placed with the Guaranteed Next Day service are dispatched and delivered on working days (Monday to Friday) only.
Mugs
Mugs are normally dispatched within 1 to 3 working days.
If you require something for a specific date, do please get in touch before placing your order to check this is achievable.
DELIVERY TIMES
Estimated delivery times from dispatch
UK POSTCODES
Royal Mail Guaranteed Next Day: next working day before 1pm
Royal Mail 1st Class: 1 to 2 working days
Royal Mail 1st Class Signed For: 1 to 2 working days
Royal Mail 2nd Class: 2 to 3 working days / FREE
Courier (for personalised playing cards only): next working day / FREE
NORTHERN IRELAND
Please note: due to the new European Union General Product Safety Regulations (GPSR) we can no longer ship to Northern Ireland - under these rules NI is classed as being in the EU
EUROPE
Please note: due to the unfortunate complications caused by Brexit we are currently not shipping to European destinations
REST OF WORLD
Royal Mail standard airmail: 7 to 10 working days / International delivery charges are calculated at checkout
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any import taxes and custom charges that may apply and Wordplay Design is not responsible for delays due to customs.
